Vampires Suck: Yeah, Vampires Don't Suck as Much as this Movie

Okay, this takes a hit on about every vampire series and movie ever made, but Friedberg and Seltzer once again fail in their spoof movie, that is hardly funny.

Becca Crane moves into Sporks, Washington after her mom starts dating Tiger Woods. If you know Twilight, you know how this goes. She falls in love with the vampire, but at the (in this movie) BEYOND disastrous birthday party he leaves on his vespa. Her shirtless best friend, Jacob, the chihuahua, falls in love with her. The Zolturi come and crash the Italy based prom, where they plan to turn Becca into a vampire. That basically where the movie ends, and there's not much to it after that.

The movie is short, simple-minded, and unfunny. All the funny parts in the movie were already shown in the trailer and TV spots. Matt Lanter is the only one who even tries to make an effort, but is still more convincing as his 90210 charcter, that I don't even watch! Don't waste your money, and wait until DVD if you wanted to watch it. As a Twilight fan, I felt they just tried to remake the movie in a terrible way. As you see, there is not much to say about this movie. It's just lousy.

Grade: -D (Yup, it sucks that bad.)



This is Zoe, saying Vampires may suck to you, but this is worse than vampires.